Icky ways to go: Cryogenic facial
We live in a youth-obsessed world with all manner of procedures available to keep us tricking those around us about our real age: chemical peels, botox, collagen fillers… But no matter what you do to your face, you’ll never cheat death.
As is the case of Adrienne from Jason X. Not an ironic Final Destination-esque “she was vain so she died in a waxing accident” demise, but an amusing statement on ‘freezing’ ones youth all the same… Our poor victim this month was dissecting Jason Voorhees some 400 years in the future and freezing bits of him. Naturally, he didn’t like that.
The big chill.
In a world with Jason in it, there’s no point being vain.