Icky ways to go: Waterslide + Machete

From 2001’s mixed-Euro slasher flick, The Pool, comes the ultimate foreplay killer. A pretty girl sliding down the inside of a big tunnel towards her beau – she gets something hard between her legs alright, but not what she hoped for – then there’s the ‘period from hell’ angle that even Claire Rayner and her press-on wings couldn’t help… Either way you look at it: ouch!

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Aaaaarrggh!! I'm sliding right towards it!

 

This development does not help my situation...

 

What to do...?

 

Gasp! The whole tunnel element was but a metaphor for something dirty!!

 

*empained grunt* And you're done.

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